Sqweeeeee!!

It's early. The house is asleep. I'm sick as a dog with swollen throat so sore I can't even swallow and... get this!!... green pus coming out of my right eyeball. YAAAAAY!!!! I just love waking up looking like (and feeling like) Hell personfied bwaahahahahahaa!!

Oh! Oh! And did I mention that on top of all this I have killer cramps?? Ah yes, when I am ill I am ill with panache.

So, that said, I figured gee, since I'm sitting here feeling like I want to die... or imbibe deeply, swigging straight from the neck of the wiskey bottle... (for medicinal purposes, you prude!) why not share with my dear readers my latest Dairy Update?? And so, here it is: and it makes me smile!! The funny thing is, "it" was hidden by the door when I went into the dairy last night to fetch something and so I didn't even notice that "it" had been completed until I happened to turn around. And that felt great!!
I am a huge Transformers fan. In long skirts. On a farm. Yeah.

The man that has built all of the shelfs and some of the cabinets, he was here the other day and I said to him that I had this rather huge poster and I couldn't find a poster frame to fit it. And so he constructed the coolest looking frame **from plywood** and there you have it, folks! I am one very thrilled pus-eyeball woman!! **Golf Clap**

Ok, back to bed with my scary self! I see the doc at 10am. I sure hope I don't scare her half to death when I walk through the door ha ha ha **cough** ow, that hurt...